All the cool kids were at the Patricia Field‘s party this past Friday night, and by all the cool kids, I mean all the Trannys. But that’s a wondrous thing in the eyes of The Frogge, because sometimes (just sometimes) I feel like a Tranny myself. The Valentine’s Day Ball was held at Capitale, and 1600 crazy kids were expected to attend. Ticket prices were steep, at $100 bucks a pop, but the open Belvedere bar helped make you forget.

Walking in was exciting, and the air will filled with energy. As I checked my coat, I ran into the lovely Patrick McDonald who in very classic Patrick McDonald form was looking very Patrick McDonald. I happened to be feeling exhausted, as it had been a longgg NYFW Friday at Lincoln Center. Luckily, Illamasqua was there to help! A lovely makeup artist by the name of Jewrel came to my rescue. He made my lips redder than red and my eyelashes bat like a bat… After he applied some shimmery eye shadow, I was good to go.

On my way to the bar, I spotted two barely-dressed blond bombshells… Anna Evans and Arden Sirens, who looked ravishing in none other than Agent Provocateur. The Zand Collective was in full effect with Kayvon in a freshly constructed ensemble. It came as no surprise to me that he ended up winning the costume contest with a prize of $4,000! Woo!

Mr. Kayvon Zand. Photo borrowed from LastNightsParty.

Speaking of Kayvon, it seems as if everyone has Zand Fever these days, including Ms. Susanne Bartsch, who looked like a part of the Collective herself. She looked lovely, clad in black, with an abundance of monstrous feathers shooting out of her shoulders. All I have to say is, it’s a good thing those feather were not sharp, or she would have had a Red Queen moment and taken off many heads! Bartsch was hosting along side of Field’s and Kelly Cutrone. Luckily, this party was all smiles, and nobody was forced to take their crying outside.

Pat Field's almost getting her head sliced off by Susanne Bartsch's feathers.

The Valentine’s Day Ball was sensory overload at it’s best; a true moment of New York City’s finest club kids, including Muffinhead & Alien Nation, werkin’ their fiercest looks. The tunes, provided by DJ Cassidy were meant to take us back to a time when people danced, and danced we did! Just when I thought my smile could not get any bigger, it rained massive amounts of pink and red confetti! Yay!

Taking it back to a time when people danced!

But, the highlight of the night did not truly come until it was time to sing Happy Birthday to Patricia. She was brought up onto the stage, and presented not one, but three cakes, and not two, but six breasts were put into her face. It was a glorious moment, enjoyed by all, perfectly captured by Last Nights Party main man, Bronques.

Burlesque Beauties Anna Evans & Arden Sirens Present Pat her Birthday Cakes along side of Rick Ownes Muse, Jessica Love

It was one of those nights that a true downtown kid craves… A night where you feel the energy in the air and you remember why you live in New York City and pay the highest rent in the world. If you happened to have missed The Valentine’s Day Ball, well… I guess your just going to have to wait until next year. Until then <3

Love your friend,

The Frogge <3 // @TheFrogge