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Recession Got You Down?!?

October 6, 2009 @ 9:26 am

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Come drink your financial woes away for one of the most cheapest nights of debauchery in NYC. My good ole friend Broke Ass Stu is back at it again…. we teamed up to throw this kick ass night of mayhem and we are really pulling out all the stops.

Live music – Check

Free shit – Check

Hot DJs -Check

Fire Dancers – Check

Weird atmosphere shit – Check

Erotic massages – Check

Sex Toys – Check

Need I go on… the full details are below, just in case you weren’t convinced yet.

On October 8, 2009 Broke-Ass Stuart is bringing his particular brand of madness back to New York by throwing a “Fuck the Recession Party” at Rebel (located at 251 West 30th Street, NYC). Along with three bands, three DJs, and seven circus performances, there’s gonna be FREE Six Point Beer! And the best part is entrance is only $3 if you RSVP (http://newyork.going.com/FtheRecession) The motivation behind the party is that, even though the economy is tanking, we should at least be able to party about it.

Live Music by:

Vicio
Thought
The Children of Technicolor
Danielle Parente

The hot tunes from the wheels of steel will be spun by:
Mixer Assassin
Brina Payne
Guest DJ Set by Music Blogger Sheena Beaston.

Insane Live Circus Performances by:

Fire Hoops – Squiddie
Lady Circus – Claire de Luxe and Ali Luminescent
Yoga Contortionist – The Amazing Amy
Flame Dancing and Fire Massage – Madame Burnz
Clown Burlesque – Busty Kitten the Red Nosed Temptress
AND
Tarot Readings and Art by Asa the Awesome
Free Bouncy Rides by – Club Animals
Balloon Animals by – Miss Ricci
Free Sex Advice by Topaz Chanteuse Extraordinaire

For those of you unfamiliar with Broke-Ass Stuart, he’s been called “an SF cult hero” (SF Bay Guardian), “Best Local Writer” (SF Weekly) and “the Chief of Cheap” (Time Out NY), but to those familiar with his work, he’s just, “that douchebag who writes books about cheap stuff and drinks a lot”. In these times of economic crisis, Stuart has become an icon for the downtrodden by showing people not just how to survive through these dark days, but how to thrive in them and have a blast while doing so.

Originally known for his popular books, Broke-Ass Stuart’s Guide to Living Cheaply in San Francisco and New York, Stuart has spent the past year making his website Broke-Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website (www.brokeassstuart.com) the best place on the web for the young, broke, and beautiful to find cheap and fun things to do.

So here’s the real question, how the fuck can you say “no” to this party?

Rebel NYC

251 West 30th St [Fashion District]

$3 w/ RSVP, $5 without